CBS Bans 'Puffy' Genitals, 'Bare Fleshy' Butt Curves from the Grammys in One Uncomfortably Erotic Email

The "bare fleshy under curves" of everyone's buttocks are drooping a little lower today, as CBS' Standards & Practices department has issued a harshly-worded email forbidding all Grammy attendees from flashing their softest, roundest parts (boobies, butts, and "puffy" crotch skin) on camera. More